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HOJIAHUI is my name. the BIG 2 this year; 31 January 1989 VOLLEYBALL is my game. been playing since 13 and will continue until 30. I am.... an ex-student of JURONG SEC. a an ex-player of Jurong Volleyball Team. a an ex-player of Team Jurong Alumni 08. a petless pet lover. an independent person. a not-so-likable student. an AIRLINE to a teammate. a most beautiful daughter.
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006|12:32 AM
SHAGGED and BROKE
oh wells. everyone's having fun at Ministry of Sound now. and what am i doing? blogging and staring at maths project. how great. anways, my neighbour by the name of hannah jumari was selling tickets to MOS's underage party. the sudden itch on my ass made me decide that i should support my neighbour and help my friends. i decided to help hannah sell her tickets to chinkiat. within 2 days, i called hannah a zillion times for almost the same reason?
so yes, we agree on meeting up after school to pass me the tickets. my lesson ended at around 1620. and i roam around school with nguwar while waiting for her to contact me. time flies...... oh, its 1700. still no phone calls from her. so i called her for the one zillion and one time. she said she was at city hall. so okay. nevermind. we waited. another 15minutes passed and nguwar suggested we start walking towards dover MRT station cos she claimed that hannah should be able to reach dover in 15minutes' time. and so we crawled down hill and roll towards the MRT station. went up the platform and waited. and waited. and wait. ten thousand years later, i saw weiying with her friends. didnt bothered to call her cos of a few reasons. number one, she's blind. she probably didnt notice me. number 2, she's deaf. she probably cant hear me shouting her name. number 3, its darn embarrassing to shout across the platform and all her friends might think i'm some crazy girl. number 4, i can be considered freaking pissed from all the waiting so i cant be bothered already. another decade passed. and i decided to crack a dumb joke. i sms-ed hannah saying "yo girl. where are you? tanjong pagar?" apparently tanjong pagar is like just a few minutes away from city hall. and i think a normal human being would have reached boon lay if he/she was with hannah at the time she told me she was at city hall. she replied, " yeah.. haha.. hehe.." and i puked milk immediately. and i continued, "are you serious my dear girl?" and she replied again, "yes. hehe" oh my gosh. i feel like slapping myself for being such a busybody. take a look at the clock. its 1830. from 1700 to 1830. what took her one and a half hours to travel from city hall to tanjong pagar? the reason why nguwar was with me is that she asked me for a favour. and of cos i agreed to it even though i dont really like talking to strangers. she wanted me to go to IMM with her. to go to her ex-workplace to collect her belongings since she quit her job. for some reason she doesnt one to collect it herself so i was there to save her. back to the story. since hannah was still at tanjong pagar, we decided to change the meeting place to Jurong East instead. meantime, me and nguwar ran down to IMM. and just when we're about to reach, EVERYONE starts calling me. chinkiat ask me where i was. so i told him i'm at IMM and i havnt gotten the tickets yet and he said he'll be meeting me at Jurong East. so i assumed he's on his way to Jurong East from wherever he was at initially. and hannah called. she said she reached Jurong East already. for awhile i felt like washing my hands of this shit and go home to get some beauty sleep. anyways me and nguwar walked faster than ever. we even went to the extend of running up the escalators like mad bitches. everyone was staring at us. very embarrasing indeed. but what to do? what to do when you're caught in this shit. when you feel sorry for letting them wait for a mere 10 minutes but pissed when they let you wait for more than an hour. marathon continues. we ran down the escalators but still we tried to continue gossiping. and i never did stop whinning for one second about myself being stupid. chin kiat sms-ed me on the way. and he told me to sms him when i get hold of the tickets. so i told him that i was reaching Jurong East. and my neighbour has already reached there. and i said, "pls make yourself appear at Jurong East." after that, nguwar said something that enlightened me. nguwar: you know what? me: what? nguwar: if i were you, i wouldnt get myself stuck in this shit. i'll let them do the job. me: like how am i supposed to do that? nguwar: gosh, you can ask them to exchange numbers and meet up on their own right?! me: oh, i didnt think of that. finally, i met up with hannah at around 1850. got the tickets at last. and i gave chin kiat a ring. i asked him where he was. he said he was at west mall. which is one stop away from jurong east. so i told him to come down now since i have the tickets in hand. so we waited. multiple trains came and left. still no sight of chin kiat. so i sms-ed him. i said, "where are you? pasir ris? if i'm not wrong, west mall is only one stop away from jurong east." seriously i was feeling very guilty for letting nguwar wait with me. especially when her parents are very strict and they kept calling her to ask her why she isnt home yet. and she kept finding excuses. felt so sorry. she suggested to cab home and the least i could do was to treat her to a free cab ride home. after meeting up with chin kiat finally at 1915, me and nguwar left in a hurry. all the running made me feel as though i just finished training. was feeling warm, sticky and irritated. gosh. reach home around 1940. and when all the fun is going on, i get nothing but loneliness. pissed and SHAGGED. and now to talk about why i'm broke. i'm broke. but not in the sense that i'm penniless. i just dont want to withdraw money. i feel so bad for sucking my parents dry. all i do is keep withdrawing. i dont know how to explain to my parents. i dont know where all the money go to even. its like i'm spending near 200 in a week. that's more than 20 bucks a day. near 30 bucks a day on average. now i dont dare to withdraw money. and i have no money to eat. perfect dieting session i guess. starve to death. starve jiahui starve!! i'm shagged and i need sleep. ciao. Hope.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006|11:43 PM
I'M NOT A SCAMMER!
alright alright! i'll blog.
wells. i know i've been seen wearing a skirt a couple of times, 2 to be exact. but that doesnt make me a scammer. let me further elaborate myself. if you were to OPEN UP YOUR BIG BROWN EYES and take a look at the last post i made, you would see a sentence in brackets after my claim of not wearing a skirt for the rest of my life. and in case you dont understand that sentence, i'll give you my definition for that sentence. in MY point of view, remember its MY point of view and not YOURS, that sentence would mean that i wouldnt wear a skirt because i like wearing it. when i say "unless i'm being forced to wear it", i mean that i'm wearing a skirt for a reason. so what's the reason being the 2 times i'm "caught" wearing a skirt you may ask. i'll tell you why. the first time i was "caught" wearing a skirt because i had to attend a concert. so the least i could do to match the dress code was to put on a skirt and get laughed at by the weird man from the east. (bet he hasnt seen anyone with fat thighs wear a skirt in 18 years of his life in the east.) and the second time i wore a skirt, which is today, was because i had a presentation. and the dress code was set at the very last minute. i couldnt find anything else to wear. my family doesnt own topshop or the whole bugis village. thereby proving that i'm not a scammer. presto~ hooray~ we'll be having canadian pizza in class tomorrow. hooray~ Team AhLuBa! is quite interested in the Singapore Poly Flea Market. yes, i'm getting fatter. i've gained weight. YES, this post is meant to sound as if my blood is boiling and i'm puking milk. but bare in mind, i'm not angry. i just feel that there wouldnt be any FEEL in this post if i didnt put in some dominant emotion. alright, that's all people. rOck on! Hope.
Thursday, May 18, 2006|10:47 PM
fucked up day - 18 May 2006 I, Ho Jiahui, shall never wear a skirt for the rest of my life. (unless i'm forced to wear it) wonder why its a fucked up day ? my very first ex boyfriend pissed me off. argh. dont want to talk about it here. have to attend JJC's dumb talent-time to support my friend. i dislike functions with dresscodes. that's dumb. i didnt mean to go about whinning and insulting but i'm darn pissed. i nearly burst into tears cos my blood was boiling. and i wanted to throw away my handphonebut i realised that was dumb and if i threw away my phone, team ahluba wouldnt be able to contact me. EVERYTHING'S DUMB. THAT INCLUDES YOU. (and me) Hope.
Tuesday, May 16, 2006|11:55 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHINKIAT!
right. i'm not the first to wish buddy chinkiat happy birthday. but i guess i can be the last? i'm special. right.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHINKIAT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHINKIAT! may all your wishes come true and may you be healthy all year round. may you want wind get wind want rain get rain. teeheehee! with love, jiahui alright, sorry i havnt been blogging for a few days. let me blog about yesterday and today to satisfy your cravings for me to blog. (yes, i'm thick skin at times) 15 May 2006 alright, we decided to skip the 1hour MOB lecture. why? cos it is monday and we all have the monday blues. and guess what? the lecture's held at an ungodly hour of 8am on a monday morning. and our time table was that after that pathetic 1hour lecture, we have 3 hours to rot ourselves to death. and even if we attended the lecture, we would have no idea what the lecturer is talking about. so might as well have more beauty sleep. when we reached dover mrt station, derek told us he was still at kallang. me and the sick cow decided to walk to school of business first. but on the way, we saw a few stalls set up near the convention centre. so we dropped by to take a look. got some stuff from there. and derek met up with us. had a horrible experience with the gelatos man. oh my gosh. the service was horrible. (though we're horrible customers too) right. attended lessons. my eyes were sore by the end of the last lesson and i cant help but to keep rubbing my eyes. gosh, i was so touched when chinkiat and weiying kept pulling my hands away from my eye. awww. decided not to go for training despite bringing all the things i need for training. partly cos of my painful eyes and partly cos we needed to go and get chinkiat's birthday present and the weird man from the east kept whinning about going to jurong point with weiying and about how long his trip home would be. first time go jurong point with derek. very interesting indeed. that's all for 15 May. 16 May 2006 happy birthday chinkiat. sang a birthday song to chinkiat today. bought him a slice of a cake from the coffee bean and tea leaf. shant talk about chinkiat's present. i'm shy. =) called von to ask whether she went for training yesterday. she did. and she told me everyone kept asking her why i wasnt there and she got tired of repeating "she's not feeling well" gosh. didnt expect that to happen cos i think they're too good. they really dont need me at all. but i'm glad to know that they actually remember me. =) there's something i must blog about. its about me. sorry guys, i tend to have uncontrollable mood swings and bad attitude when i'm doing project and stuffs. i dont work well under stress. well. its me. and i've tried to change myself. but it always happens. what can i do? bare with me. =) alright. i have to go do report for my project. ciao people. Hope.
Friday, May 12, 2006|11:50 PM
yes people. i'm back. nothing much to post about today cos i was home all day. i'm kind of addicted to "Save the Last Dance" cos i've watched it 164734356358 times already. i even downloaded the sound track. me futian, yanchang and yongcheng decided to find our childhood back and play gunbound. silly yet fun. what i want to post about is yesterday, 11 May 2006. ITOS ended early as USUAL. our class spilt up into a few groups. Guohua and friends went to get stella and chin kiat's present. andrew and chu er went dating. the main characters of the day, stella, chin kiat and friends went to marina bay to play arcade and pool. me and weiying decided to go shopping at bugis. derek and chin kiat didnt go with us cos they feel that they'll be darn bored shopping with us. so yeah. we went separate ways. why did me and weiying go bugis? cos we wanted to shop. shop not only for clothes. but for cheap affordable clothes. and guess what? we walked around bugis village for near 10,000 times and still not a single top or bottom to our liking. solution? visit our favourite shop for the time being. TOPSHOP. got the same shirt at 29 bucks. got to make sure we dont wear them on the same day. went down to marina bay to meet up with the rest of the class for steamboat-birthday celebration. lets take a look at the pictures.  look at all those things i'm cooking for the boys.i cooked like 4-5 whole plate of chicken. they're great eaters eh?  look how sadistic chin kiat is look at the poor prawn. half cooked. and derek's fascinated by it rayner wants to be the element of suprise but he got shoo-ed away instead  look! our love story in class bad boys look how messy we were the cake was superb! superb i say! uber gayness arcade time!to weiying...... I SAW NICHOLAS AND DEREK PLAY THE DRUM. i know you're smacking yourself and slamming yourself into the wall now for not attending the celebration. teeheehee! there will be more photos to come since all the photos are with either kaiyuan or chin kiat. that's all folks.  Hope.
Thursday, May 11, 2006|12:57 AM
10 May 2006  right, i'm back again.just on time for ITOS lecture. and guess what happened? this is what i THINK the story is like. someone wanted to get my number initially. derek and weiying helped me by telling them i'm very tall. and so the guy ran away. but weiying got herself into trouble cos another guy decided to get her number instead. poor weiying. and yes, once again, horny andrew decided to screw sexy derek in class and right infront of the cctv camera even. our beloved "presto... hooray" lecturer/babysitter agnes wong decided to let us off early as usual. so our break was extended from 1.5 hours to 2.5 hours. the guys decided to go to the guild house to play pool while us ladies decided to turn to violence and play house of the dead 2. well, the credits there are like 20cents per credit. so why not? photo-whoring took place too. shall host some pictures later. i noticed i kind of lost my focus in everything. or did i even have it in the first place? its 2 days straight of failure to get motivated to do project and i have a bad feeling about it. i'm kind of lost cos we have like 5 different projects going on at the same time. IEB, ITOS, IDEAS, MATH, MOB. and all the different requirements are all in my head. and my 50cent brain cant contain that much. i'm not motivated to do anything. i havnt been doing what i've been assigned to do either. this is bad. good luck to myself. alright, enough of that. didnt pay attention in java class, didnt finish my practical either. left when class ended. failed to do project even though we met up. decided to slack at mc cafe instead. and went home for dinner.  it's all about us part of DBIT/1B/21  weiying and me at the guild house it's all about us! Team AhLuBa! - HEY! eat rice already? if not, come mac donalds! weiying's darn good brownie and dont know what drink. my orange praline and double chocolateHope.
Wednesday, May 10, 2006|12:26 AM
fucked up day - 9 May 2006
right. i'm tired. but i must blog........
right. first things first. i think i have to apologise to my all time buddies cos i think i wasnt really nice to them today. woke up and notice it was bad-mood-day. just didnt feel right. guess i woke up on the wrong side of the bed? if that's the reason then that i cant help it cos my bed's against the wall. i can only wake up on ONE side if i dont want to end up with big bumps on my head. so yeah. the OH-GOD-I-DONT-WANT-TO-TALK-NOR-SMILE feeling is so strong. and yes, my all time buddies seem to fear me. yeah, so... sorry eh? let me blame it on the fact that i'm a girl though i dont look like one. but yeah, you cant blame girls for having moodswings. they cant help it. =( let me talk about yesterday.. what i want to say is.. derek has weird eating habits. why? let me show it to you.  hungry eh? let's dig in! yummy! "i'm full." alright, let's take a closer look. gosh, WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?next up, freaking manicure experience. both me and weiying lost our nail virgin! we had our first manicure today. sad to say it was a horrible experience. lets take a look at our newly done manicure.  weiying's pretty nails my ugly nails.well. i prefer weiying's nail colour. mine's too pinkish. the service was quite good until the painting started. gosh. i dont know why am i paying them for such lousy service. they're lazy. down to earth lazy. if you're incharge of painting my nails and you didnt do it properly, you have no one to blame but yourself. so what should you do to solve the problem? redo it. and when u messed up everything again? redo it again! not get someone else to come and cover up your mistakes infront of the customer. i mean this is not about covering the aweful looking marks. it is about how thick the nail polish would be after covering up your dumb mistakes. gosh. how do you expect it to dry? put my hand into the oven? lazy ass. and then, what do you do when its time to knock off but your customer is still in the shop? continue to serve them! but NOOO! you people try to shoo us away regardless whether our nails are dry or not. worst of all, you people made weiying's finger bleed. what kind of service is this? dont come complaining to me that you're tired when you're serving me. i didnt force you to work. if you dont want anymore customers then tell us. we can always go to some other shop. now me and weiying's french manicure is full of injuries cos we left the shop when our nails werent dry yet. gawd. i cant stop whinning. so pissed. Hope.
Monday, May 08, 2006|2:16 PM
Did you know??
Did you know that men can actually be pregnant?
there's this book in KINOKUNIYA that says that men can also be pregnant. but of cos men dont get pregnant like how ladies get pregnant after a sexual intercourse (be it lucky, suay or whatever.) so, how do men get pregnant if you may ask? wells, i think its common sense that its by implantation. there's no way a human egg can get into a man's body other than through implantation since the human egg is produce in the ladies' uterus. a fertilised egg is implanted in the man's womb and VIOLA! he's expecting already. and since men do not have the birth canal unlike the ladies, the foetus can only be given birth to or brought to this world via cesarean. i didnt finish reading the book. so i cant elaborate too much. guys, wanna get yourself pregnant? Hope.
Sunday, May 07, 2006|1:46 AM
alright. back again. i stayed home all day. i'm decomposing already. well, i was by my room window in the evening. gosh, the scenery's not too bad.
 by day by nightthat's all folks! Hope.
Saturday, May 06, 2006|2:37 AM
picture hosting!  this picture is used to haunt derek all thanks to hilmi Team AhLuBa! how very artistic snickers timeHope.
|12:26 AM
What is this feeling?
3 May 2006
remember about the excitment i was talking about in my last post? yeah, throw that away. it didnt happen. well, all-time buddy chinkiat/nicholas didnt come to school. he didnt turn up for the oh-so-fun tutorial and so both me and weiying smsed him asking if he was coming to school. and he replied weiying. me? ahh, who cares about jiahui. (i'm kidding) [and yes weiying. i know you're going to say you think its funny? its not funny!] right, back to main topic. he told weiying he wasnt coming to school. his gay partner derek and us girls namely me and weiying only, were worried sick cos he didnt tell us why he wasnt coming to school. afraid that he might do something silly, we were determined to find out why he didnt come. so i msned him during lecture. and yeah, to our relief, he didnt come cos of his injuried leg and not cos of some silly reasons like for example bulldog? alright, you people wouldnt understand. lectures ended at 1500. but there was a talk for all DBIT students by Mark Johnson(DBIT/1B21's most dreaded lecturer). me weiying and derek decided to charbo(skip it). me and weiying cab down to beauty world and derek who claimed that he was tired and unwilling to join in the girly activity, went home to sleep. gosh, the beauty world experience was horrible. walk till our legs broke into 7 pieces and we still couldnt find coslab. why? because its not even in beauty world!! we went to the information counter and it goes something like this...... weiying: excuse me, we're looking for coslab. where is it? old man: huh? weiying: we're looking for coslab. where is it? old man: huh? sell what de? weiying: manicure those kind of stuff. paint nails de. old man: wait ar. coslab ar? weiying: yeah. by the way, how many beauty worlds are there? old man: oh, 2 only la... beauty world plaza and beauty world centre. er. coslab ar? weiying: yeah. old man: er, wait ar. coslab ar? weiying: yeah. oh gosh, which part of "COSLAB" does he not understand? we found coslab around half an hour later. where? nope, not at beauty world plaza, neither is it at beauty world centre. but at the bukit timah shopping centre BESIDE beauty world. oh my gosh. slap us. werent happy with the pricing, so we didnt get our french manicure. weiying doesnt want to get her eye lash permed. so i didnt perm my eye lash either. left the place with disappoint cos its a wasted trip. spent near half an hour deciding where to go cos we have nothing better to do in beauty world. weiying doesnt want to decide. i dont want to think of where to go. so i made a decision on behalf of weiying and that is to cab home. cos we were kind of lost. spent the next 15 minutes waiting for a cab. but suddenly all the cabs disappeared. we were practically waiting for a cab to drop from the sky when there was a taxi stand just across the road. when we crossed the road hoping to get a taxi, we saw mac donalds. and what next? SHAKER FRIES. what else. after sharing the shaker fries and one medium coke, both of us admitted that we wanted more! so yeah, got a mc spicy meal and apple dippers. guess what the conversation was like? weiying: *excitedly opens apple dipper packaging. HEY! FASTER TRY THE APPLE. it really taste like real apple! me: *raise one eyebrow. weiying, pls wake up. THIS CAME FROM AN APPLE. OF COS IT TASTE LIKE APPLE. me and weiying: HAHAHAHAHAHA! home sweet home after that. in conclusion, we are big eaters! 4 May 2006 nothing much happened that day. went home after lectures instead of having math self study session with team AhLuBa! 5 May 2006 was late today. made rayner, andrew and weiying wait for me at lakeside. rayner was such a gentleman by helping me hold my skates to school. andrew wanted to be known as a gentleman too and so he offered to carry my bag. i called derek to ask if he was still at dover. and he told us they were on their way to tutorial class. but derek said something that made me and weiying feel so touched cos we always believed that gentlemen has extinct long ago. guess what he said? he said " hey, dont walk up by the slope. raining leh. later get wet. walk by the shelter." awwww. promised to blog about the sexy weiying. everyone's staring at her figure alright. so sexy. shant host the picture since its not interesting. nearly the whole class sat near the rock climbing area. and gosh, we had hell lots of fun there. poor chu er, andrew's gone mad today. he rather screw derek and nicholas. i feel as though the whole class was watching live porn. had lots of fun. attended my first skating lesson. was fine but tiring. i'm so tired now. blog another time ok people. Hope.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006|10:06 PM
Excitement!
lets continue from the last post.
30 April 2006 right. flew down to queenstown to meet mingshi on special request. and took a bus down to queensway shopping centre. oh gosh, my life's pretty boring. bought my in-line skates and cab down to taman mac to meet the other people. (i'm so not interested in blogging about that part of my life. let's fast forward) went home. alright, the singapore poly volleyball people called me to go for a selection. all my ex-teammates are going. so yeah. i'll be going too.and if i get selected, maybe i'll take it as a 2nd cca? i dont know if its too much. i dont know if i can cope. oh wells..... 1 May 2006 Let me tell you about the original plan for that day. me and my all-time buddies namely, weiying, nicholas and derek agreed on meeting at city hall to do our IDEAS project together. we agreed on meeting derek at city hall at 1330 while us west side kids should meet at 1300 at boonlay. it was a complete mess. scroll down............... me: *yawns. -looks at time. -eyes widen. its 1230. me: holy shit! I'M GOING TO BE LATE! -runs around like a mad dog. -checks phone. -blood pressure rise. -eyes pop out. [alright, its obvious i'm kidding. and i know weiying's thinking of this sentence when she reads it. --> "YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY? NOT FUNNY OK!?" smses are as follow, weiying: i cannot go out. explain to you tomorrow. nicholas: meet you guys at town. futian: wanna come over to my house to party? [how very appealing.] me: -pulls hair. -dig out eyes. -vomit blood. continues to get ready for project meeting. time check: 1300. looks into kitchen when about to leave the house. attracted by the smell of mee siam and porridge. me: woohoo! -sits down and eat. phone vibrates and falls off table. derek: i'm going to be super late. me: no worries. i'm still at home. nicholas: let's meet at orchard instead. me: -continues eating ring ring! nicholas: lets cancel the meeting. i'm stuck in TAKA, you're at home, weiying's not going, derek has to wait for another 45minutes before he can confirm if he's going. me: -vomits all my food out. me: FUTIAN! I'M COMING TO THE PARTY NOW. isnt this so much more interesting than the day before. and so, i changed my destination to futian's house instead. and i got them to try and help me with my project. let me tell you about what happened there. me: hey guys, help me with my project! friends: alright. er, let's play DDR instead. me: but what about my project?! ok anyways!! -DDR ALL THE WAY. reach home then rush my project until 2am. that's about it. 2 May 2006 horrifying presentations. 2 of them. one after another. gosh. time to talk about why today's subject is "excitement". i'm going to get a french manicure and perm my eye lash tomorrow, hopefully. how exciting. alright. that should be all the excitement i want to post about. ciao people! Hope. |